The The FRA and Mordor Nation of Swash Buckling Dinosaurs is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The cynical, devout population of 18.454 billion Swash Buckling Dinosaursians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Swash Buckling Dinosaursian economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion credits a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,331 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swash Buckling Dinosaurs's national animal is the Budgie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Swash Buckling Dinosaurs is ranked 107,132^nd in the world and 4,395^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.